Saturday, February 16, 2008

duck and cover

ah, remember when we feared the russians? haha... how naive we were.


an official civil defense film from 1952, featuring bert the turtle


relevant points made in this video

an atomic blast is worse than a sunburn!

even a thin piece of plastic can protect your face from an atomic bomb.

we must be ready, all the time, every moment.


"c'mon kids, what are you supposed to do when you see the flash?"
"duck and cover!"

when you see the flash?


ah, good old fear-mongering.

celebrating the second anniversary of the day that dick cheney shot a 78 year old man in the face



Cheney's Got a Gun



from crooks and liars

In honor of the day that Dick Cheney shot someone in the face, I pulled this clip from my incredible archives. (original post here,)

Jon Stewart was having a very boring weekend and he was really, really sad. Nothing had been getting his blood boiling lately and he just wasn’t excited to be alive anymore-Until–Dick Cheney shot a man in the face. How quickly life can turn on a dime.


watch the video here.


another little video entitled "duck cheney"

and just when we though guiliani had cleaned up the city


a sign at a lunch counter in penn station



what i enjoy is how they want people to be paranoid if they hear loud noises or arguments or are "jostled" in a crowd... as if these things are unusual in nyc!

the poor tourists reading this and then venturing out into manhattan are going to be terrified. if they weren't already.

yes we can - the speech that started it all

barack obama's speech in new hampshire, january 8, 2008



it's all amazing, but he gets really good around 9:40. oh man.

this, of course, is the speech which inspired will.i.am to get his friends together and make the yes we can video in something like 48 hours.

it is also the speech that is "sampled" in the video.

view will.i.am's yes we can video here.

click here to read the story of how will.i.am was inspired to create this video.

and finally, watch a sad (read: terribly funny) parody of this video that was made for john mccain here.

congratulations, liberal blogosphere! we're stopping torture!

and we don't even to get up off our comfy asses! ;)

White House Claims Congress Is Caving to "Left Wing Bloggers" by Opposing Torture

"The American people will find it baffling that on a day that House leaders are trying to put off passing critical legislation to keep us safer from the threat of foreign terrorists overseas, they are spending scarce time to become the first congress in history to bring contempt charges against a president's chief of staff and lawyer. ... The 'people's House' should reflect the priorities of the American people, not the fantasies of left-wing bloggers."
- White House Press Secretary Dana Perino


um, i hate to tell you this dude, but the left-wing bloggers certainly do seem to know the american peoples' priorities a tad bit better than y'all do... why do you think you and your administration have a 27% approval rating?

muah ha ha ha! watch out for kos and huffington, bushie! run for cover!

via alternet

Friday, February 15, 2008

woman begs obama: "i'm undecided, please help me to vote for you"



"help" (read "convince")

and barack obama gives a damn good answer! (and he's even from hawaii!)

but he still doesn't say how he's going to do it...

but he gives us hope, so does it matter? ...



alexandria, va
2/10/2008

sexy presidential candidates

"In many ways presidential candidates are vying to be America’s next lover. It’s no coincidence that they are often described as “courting” voters. They smile at us, compliment us, wink, smear their rivals for our affection. Their campaigns are filled with the equivalent of high school best friends who sidle up to the American electorate telling us how much their friend likes us and extolling their virtues.

(snip)

"Hillary Clinton is like Stanley Kowalski. She’s kneeling at the bottom of the stairs in the rain, torn shirt, screaming our name in a desperate plea. Hillary doesn’t know what to do without us, the American people. This kind of drive, this kind of passion, is something we like when it is found in a man. It launched Marlon Brando to super stardom, men everywhere seeking to emulate his fire and women going soft at the sound of his cry.

"But we don’t know what to do when a woman is exhibiting this desire, this fire. Stanley Kowalski knew we liked a little throw down, that we liked it when all the colored lights are going. Stella swooned.

"Hillary has turned the tables. Hillary wants to throw America down and ride us hard. There are a lot of people who are uncomfortable with that, just as they’d be uncomfortable with Stella kneeling at the bottom of the stairs in the rain screaming Stanley.

(snip)

"But when your coming out of a bad relationship the way the American people are you just want someone who will make you feel good. You want someone to tell you there is hope. You want someone who will promise away the darkness. And along comes Barack Obama.

"He is the lover who has found us weeping in the corner. He puts his arm around us and asks us to tell him all about it. His hand caresses our shoulder. He places delicate kisses along our neck. He tells us he understands.

"We’re vulnerable. We don’t know anything about him. But we don’t really want to. We want to fill in all those empty spaces with what we hope he might be, with what we need him to be right now. And he’s happy to let us.

"He lets his lips linger upon our cheek until we actually turn to kiss him. He takes us home and he gives some long, slow loving.

"That’s nice. We can get our heads around that. It’s especially nice after being tied up and ball-gagged for the past eight years."


read the full article by judah pollack here.